The miracle of body magic and wonder bra: etcetera

You can talk about body magic but please leave
our wonder bras alone. Lol. Article written by
singer turned writer, Etcetera. Enjoy...
Those women who wear simple and proper
undergarments, this article is not about
you. It is for those women who are
confused and concerned and are leaning
toward spending their hard-earned money
on a magic garment that is being peddled
as if it can solve all that ail them, only to
be sorely disappointed.
Every eight seconds, a woman looks in the
mirror and wants to be smaller. I have a
huge problem with this type of women.
Whenever I meet people who pretend to be what
they are not, it gets under my skin. When you
present yourself as something, you’re asking me
to trust you are exactly what you say you are.
Why would you then abuse the trust you asked
for with the goal of winning my heart? That is
not fair. A friend of mine introduced me to a very
hot chic at a bar in Ikeja and after hours of
hanging out and getting to know each other, she
followed me home. All I could think about was
what she’d look like under all those tight clothes,
but when she finally grunted her way out of
those really tight jeans and her body began to
spread in all directions, I suddenly had a
headache and didn’t feel so well and I gave her
cab fare home.
I mean, is this body magic thing for-real? It is
ridiculous. To think that someone would honestly
wear it instead of putting the time and effort into
actually losing the extra pounds should be a
personal embarrassment. It’s really gone past
pathetic. The extreme to which our women are
going to capture an image of beauty that is
neither holistic, healthy nor attractive is crazy. It
seems so strange that some ladies complain
about not being able to find sincere, honest and
real men when everything about them is
synthetic, processed and unreal. Ladies, let me
sell you a clue. If you find a man, any man, who
seems to be attracted to women who have
certain physical attributes like fake hair, fake
nails, fake round bum-bum, fake flat stomach,
fake eyelashes and fake breasts, odds are he’s a
fake man. So if that’s what you’re looking for
(fake men), then that’s cool. Leave the ‘real’
men to the ‘real’ women. If my girl had to
undress and all of a sudden picked up 8 to 10
pounds merely by taking off her corset, the
attraction would have ended immediately.
Because it is a fraud and I don’t get myself
involved with fraudulent people. What worries me
most is, how do you as a lady guard your
emotions from the reaction you will inevitably
receive when that look of shock and disdain
appears on the face of your man after he sees
those parts you’ve been hiding under that body
magic? If you find yourselves that undesirable,
why would you expect a man to find you
desirable?
Let’s look at this thing called body magic and
the falsity around it. It makes you feel you have
dropped three dress sizes right? Which basically
means you’ll shave off about three inches of fat
in ten minutes, firm up your abs, and boom,
you’ve lost all the extra weight. Yes girlfriend, a
body magic can reshape you. Wearing a corset
can change your bust-line, by raising the breasts
upwards and shaping them, flattening the
stomach, and improving posture. However, these
effects are only temporary and will be lost on
removing the corset. Indeed, excessive corset
wearing has been claimed to weaken certain
muscles, making it more difficult to maintain
your shape. Another thing a body magic can’t do
is make a mound of fat disappear. Using a body
magic for this purpose does nothing except shift
mass fat into a place it originally was not
supposed to be. Think about it, if fat was
supposed to be buried deeper into your body,
then guess what? God would have put it there.
It’s stored on the outermost parts of your frame
for a reason. Squeezing into a body magic and
hoping it’s going to help permanently hide
whatever flaws your body may have is a joke.
And for Christ’ sake, the thing is so
uncomfortable and tight, that it makes you
unable to breathe or ease yourself when pressed.
I am really sad that our ladies don’t talk about
healthy eating or exercise anymore. Body magic
is a temporary fix at best and deceitful for that
matter. Ladies, let’s be truthful here, if you met a
guy who was wearing a muscle garment and
once he took his shirt off, he was all flab
underneath, won’t you be very disappointed?
Don’t get me wrong, I don’t have a problem with
a woman using the garment in the process of
losing weight and wanting to look toned down
after childbirth. What I have issues with is the
fact that we in this country are all about the
quick fix. I think we should know that looking
good is not just about hiding the body fat. And
wait a minute, I know some of you may actually
think that you don’t have to stop eating your
favourite fatty foods, because your body magic
will force you right back in shape. You forget the
fact that those foods are unhealthy and lack
proper nutrition for the body. You also forget
that those are the same foods that got you in a
physically unfit figure in the first place. Forget
the fact that those foods aren’t going to help
you maintain that figure. Should you magically
obtain it, you don’t want to sacrifice and take
pains to exercise. Doesn’t it surprise you that
the garment is called body magic, like
abracadabra? It can give you all you want and
you don’t have to sacrifice at all. My dear,
nothing works that easy.
Why not work harder to achieve a permanent
figure you are craving for? It must be hard, or
down right depressing to walk around looking
fine most of the day, and then having to take off
the fine body suit and look at the undesired one
at night. It’s like you are trying to fool yourself
and others. Eventually, you’re going to have to
face the ‘fat’. Remember when you take off that
body magic, gravity takes over! And no man
wants to buy an illusion. We all want the real
thing. It’s just sad that some Nigerian women
are so hell bent on instant gratification. It would
be beautiful to see you ladies embrace
yourselves as you are. If you run like a rat, smell
like a rat and look like a rat, then guess what
girlfriend, you are a rat.